I walked in the ASU bookstore earlier today to bend over while purchasing my German book, and was greeted by a stand of new ASU t-shirts. They are black with a watermarked pitchfork, and "FEAR THE FORK" is emblazoned across the front.
New weight-loss accountability blog name? I think so. Unfortunately I'm too lazy to start a new blog, but all my exercise and diet posts will now be tagged "fear the fork."